Harlan Ellison's Phone Number

Some yutz searched my blog today for Harlan Ellison's phone number (as if I would list it; you people are getting dumber). I know this because I use Google analytics (which reminds me that my Google stock is up nearly 90% over the last 12 months; bought it when the rest of you panicked in '08; I'm getting smarter). Anyway, I took this as a sign from above to call my old friend.

What did we talk about? None of your business. But I'll tell you this: Having a pal like Harlan to call from time to time is one of the gifts from above. Some of you only have me.