Saw Gene last night. Lots of improvement. Of course, I forgot his shoulder was broken and tried to hug him. When I get to hell, I'm sure they'll remind me of that one.
When the doctor checked my prostate, I realized that he'd used two fingers and I got pretty annoyed. But he assured me he just wanted a second opinion.
That's why God invented prostate checks done by guys with large fingers - to make us pay for our sins.
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When the doctor checked my prostate, I realized that he'd used two fingers and I got pretty annoyed. But he assured me he just wanted a second opinion.
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