Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Best Caption Wins a Copy of My New Book


13 comments:

  1. "I tell ya Meth, Bolton is not a palindrome."

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  2. What do you mean, humans are the dominant species?

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  3. "Now Cliff, I know you said acid made your art better but, please stop calling me Polly, I'm your fucking editor dude"

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  4. Beware buying speaking watches from ebay, they know you are blind and they will sell you shit.

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  5. Quick! Get Paty back here, she needs to finish coloring!

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  6. "Parroted!" Think of the possibilities...

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  7. My agent told me to get a nose job to make me look less Jewish, oh yeah, and circumcise the tail!

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  8. No, really! I'm a big fan! When I'm home in my cage I read all your stuff and don't crap on it or nuthin'!

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  9. It's not that i'm not interested..i am, you're very attractive..it's..just...i'm kinda getting over this chick..
    it's a bad time for me...that and well..i'm more of a toucan man.

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